Friday Night Funnies

The English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator

Takes any text and translates it for your AOL-loving kid to understand, too. For example, here’s my previous post about social local search:

LEAN PRASCOT OF HITWIES SHAERD DATA THES WEK ABOUT DA GROWTH OF WUT SH3 CALS “SOCIAL LOCAL SAARCH” SIETS — IE.!1!11!1 JUDY’S BOK YALP INSIEDR PAEGS AND TEH LIEK!1!11!!1 LOL THESE R TEH TYPAS OF SIETS DISCUS3D IN MAH GUIED 2 “OTH3R” LOCAL SEARCH MARK3TNG OPTIONS!1!!1 OMG WTF LOL (Y3S I KNOW I NED 2 AD JUDY’S BOK AND OTH3RS…)

TH3!!1!1 OMG LOL BIG Y3LOW PAEGS SIETS R STIL DOMINANT IN TERMS OF PUR3 TRAFIC AND WIL PROBABLEY STAY TAHT WAY FOR AT LAAST A COUPL3 YEARS!!11!!1 OMG WTF LOL BUT DA NUMBRS PROV3 TAHT THAR3’S VALUE FOR SMAL BUSIENS3S — OR ANY BUSIENS DAPAND3NT ON LOCAL SAARCH TRAFIC — 2 GET INVOLVED IN TH3SE SMALAR SIETS!!!11111 OMG WTF THASE R PLAECS WHERE ACTIEV COMUNITEIS R D3VALOPNG AND WHERE A SMAL BUSIENS CAN RILLY SE TEH POWAR OF UESR REVEIWS IN ACTION!1!1!1! WTF LOL AND THEY’R3 ONLEY GONG 2 GROW (UNTIL TEH Y3LOW PAEGS START BUYNG THEM OUT)??!!?

Classic!